Most of the regulars here have heard this one. I apologize for stealing it but going along with this post, this one is the best I have ever heard about innocent comments that are taken differently.
17-19 year old players ball hit off bat into batter, umpire kills the play "dead ball, foul ball, hit her in the box" to which the batter turns and says "no blue, that one hit me in the leg."
After some wiping of tears and lots of laughing the game continued. I still think of that EVERY time I have a dead ball from contact with the batter in the rectangular area that the batter must stand to hit the ball
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