[SAump]

Your not suggesting that I hold my shoes, my mask and my indicator and POINT to YOU at first base with my left hand?

My union is already asking me to hold my mask and my indicator in my left hand. I probably couldn't hold my shoes, mask and indicator in my left hand at the SAME time. I know it would look dumb without the shoes too. Is your union asking you to look dumb? That would be consistent with pointing with your left hand. Perhaps their asking you to keep your mask on too? My, how ugly!