Since I started this thread I have had my integrity questioned (by those who thought I had made this story up - I did not) and now I have been called unprofessional (because in this area JV officials come to the game dressed in uniform - oh, the horrors!). In retrospect, I think I will give up officiating.
Nah! I enjoy it too much! Can't wait until next season. Maybe I'll get a lockeroom!