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bartman rule.....
I believe the rule he violated was this and it is taken from the gospel of St. Sandberg Chapter 1 verse 1:
The path of the righteous fan is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the stupid. Blessed is the fan who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the folly of attempting to catcheth a foul ball that ones home team has an opportunity to catch...for he is truly his team's keeper, and the finder of lost outs...
And, I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempteth to catcheth a foul ball and destroy my outeth opportunity! And, you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!.....
or something like that........
Stan
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