[just another ref]

Originally posted by rainmaker




Today, in the pre-game coach chat, one coach says, "We're from (another state), and we don't get treated fairly here. Yesterday, we got nothing our way, and we want a level playing field today. So how are you going to call it?" My partner (who was the R) said, "That's a tough question to ask before the game even starts, coach." She says, "Well, if that's your answer, I can see how it's gonna be."

"Coach, Benjamin Franklin once said 'I expect the worst, then if anything else happens I am pleasantly surprised.'
You're halfway there."