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Why do terrorists commit suicide?
Everyone seems to be wondering why the Arab terrorists are so quick to commit suicide? Let's see now... They have...
No premarital sex.
No booze....No bars.
No television....No Internet.
No organized sports, stadiums, tailgate parties. Actually, no tailgates.
No pork sausages, no pork chops, no ham
Sand everywhere and not a dune buggy in sight.
Ever try to fish at an oasis?
Rags for clothes and hats.
Eating only with your right hand 'cause you wipe your butt only with your left hand. (Like life isn't complicated enough already yet!!)
Constant wailing from the neighbour 'cause he's sick and there's no doctor.
No music.....No radio.
You can't shave....You can't shower.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
Oh, .... and then they'll tell you that when you die, it all gets better!
Who wouldn't go for it?