When when were kids playing ball in the parks (extinct practice) we'd always "announce" our moves in the style of the late great Celtic's announcer Johnny Most.
If I were posting a guy up, I'd be saying,
"Crow..with ball......
He works....left....on Peter Dowling.....
He works...right.....Crow fakes....
It's up.....
Bang!"
I could never break the habit and believe me, it annoys co-workers. I'll be in my office in the morning.....
"Crow picks up an Invoice....
He reviews the hours....
He reviews the materials...
He goes for his pen....
It's approved....
Bang!"
This kid sounds OK to me......
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