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That's the FIRST Biblical Anology that I've seen on this Forum! Never thought of it before but there's a close relationship between the Bible and Basketball.
Do you think that the 10 Commandments and the 10 Rules of Basketball are just a coincidence? Could the Rules have been divinely inspired as well?
I can only imagine God working on his First Draft of the Rules up in heaven.....
"THREE SECONDS IN THE LANE...YOU ARE TURNED INTO A PILLAR OF SALT...Hmmmmm....TOO SEVERE....THE CHEERLEADERS WOULD BE CRYING.....I GOTTA BE GETTING SOFT...."
"THREE SECONDS IN THE LANE...YOU SHALL ENDURE 3 PLAGUES...Hmmmm....NUMBERS MATCH BUT TOO MESSY ON THE GYM FLOOR WITH THE GRASSHOPPERS...."
"THREE SECONDS IN THE LANE...40 YEARS IN THE DESSERT....LIKE IT BUT THE GAME IS ONLY 32 MINUTES....."
"THREE SECONDS IN THE LANE....YOU WILL BE COVERED WITH BOILS.....NOT BAD.....REAL PAINFUL...DAMN! IT'LL STAIN THE UNIFORMS!!!"
"JESUS! I NEED SOME HELP OVER HERE!"
"Dad! Just give the other Team the ball and forgive the Violation...."
"NOT BAD!"
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