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Originally posted by PWL
No Mr. Steve, I'm probably just as good of an umpire as you think you are. How do you get promoted to varsity as an umpire?
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Dude, you wouldn't make a pimple on a real umpire's butt!
Maybe in your little podunk town, where coaches never get ejected, and the home team's uniforms never get dirty, they probably made you a varsity umpire right out of the box. But in the real world you work your way up to that level.