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Blonde Argument
Dear Diary,
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with
those expensive, double pane, energy efficient kind, but this week I got a call from the contractor, complaining his work had been completed a year ago and I had yet to pay for them.
Boy oh boy, did we go around and around! Just because I'm a blonde does not mean I'm automatically stupid.
So, I proceeded to tell him just what his fast-talking
sales guy had told me last year, namely, that in one year, the windows would pay for themselves.
There was silence on the other end of the line, so I just hung up. I have not heard anything back.
Guess I won that stupid argument . . . . ! ! !