A golf joke (what else)
A man is playing golf with his wife. As he is about to tee off on the last hole, his wife walks in front of him. She is struck by the tee shot and falls down dead.
When the police question the man back at the clubhouse, one cop asks, "I can see how the golf ball in the head could be accidental, but she also has a golf ball in her rear end. Can you explain that?"
"Oh, that was my mulligan"
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