Rich,
Yea right, adjustable hats are just the "cat's meow!"
Cripes, invest in people (that would be umpire's not the ankle biters) and raise up from it, boy!
I guess you're right -- the mustard from that free hot dog would probably just spoil the look of a real hat.
See, I have just given you another reason to take a breath -- just another reason I wouldn't cross your path on a small diamond.
Yes, "different" and "wrong" describe different actions -- adjustable hats are simply "wrong".
L & K,
T
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