[umpduck11]

LilLeaguer:

What is the first thing you notice about
a police officer? My bet is that it is their
manner of dress. The way you are dressed makes
a strong impression on people when they first
meet you,and on people who do not know you well.
If you present yourself in a professional manner,
you will be respected more than if you looked
shabby. I have seen in action the fact that a sloppy
looking umpire will get more questioning of his calls,
and more sh*t in general.
Besides,the way I dress is a matter of pride to me.
The better I look,the better I feel......