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Originally posted by jxt127
One of the young umps asked this week how it was being both a coach (14-15) and an umpire.
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That's easy. They don't exist. You're one of the other pretending to be one or the other.
A friend of mine, who is gay, once told me, in jest, "Bisexuals are usually gays trying to look respectable half the time."
I think that would translate well to this situation. Coach/umpires are usually coaches tyring to look respectable half the time.