'I've heard police work is dangerous' is my middle name
Thank you for the warm welcome. I'm honored to be recognized purely for my baseball knowledge and instincts and not just my long history of public service. Surely you were aware that I've been up at Stateville Prison umpiring some Inmate Spring League ball games as well as looking in on Sally Decker, Dutch Gunderson, Montague Martin and Veronica Rivers among others.
Some of you must be asking yourself how I, Sgt. Frank Drebin, Detective Lieutenant Police Squad, a Special Division of the Police Force happened upon this difficult to locate Officiating Forum. Surely a fair question. Let's say it was a little hunchback at the office. Okay: "It Was A Little Hunchback At The Office."
I'm looking forward to sharing my baseball experiences, as well as discussing my my plate mechanics, and breaking down my strike three call in the near future.
Until tomorrow, it's good night...for tonight...
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