When I was a senior in HS, we were playing a game and dominating pretty good. Our pass rush up the middle caught their QB after his fake. All he could do was dump the ball and he did that with all his might. Unfortunately for the U in that game, he didn't see the pass until it was too late. The point of the ball caught him right square in the noogies. He stood motionless for about a second then fell over like a big pine tree in the forest. He ended up on our bench with an ice bag on his lap. I hope he was done having kids because I think he got an inadvertant vasectomy.
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