I never did have a problem with the lack of action rule.
Rule 1: If the team closest to the drinking fountain had the ball only the opposing team could go for a drink.
Rule 2: blond cheerleaders always wore black tights.
Rule 3: consecutive counts of 4.9999997, 4.9999998, and 4.9999999 were allowed. However, if the year ended in 6 or 8, you had to multiply the total of the three by sum of their differences.
Rule 4: and any time a player looked to his coach for help the official would call a traveling violation.
See easy!
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