A number of years ago I reffed a game with my (then) girlfriend.
She was new then and didn't best know how to handle coaches. She made a proper call (naturally, because I taught her
) and the coach was yelling at her when she wasn't looking. I thought, "no way you're treating
my girlfriend that way." I promptly assumed the personality of GENERAL OTIS T. WHACKINATOR and sat his butt down. Plus, he came onto the court to yell at her.