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Originally posted by kylejt
Membership to the Geezer club knows no age boundries.

Hiking ones Fechheimers above the navel might help.

Nope.

Starting your blasts with "when I was your age" can't hurt.

Not yet.

Not being able to tell if you shined your shoes once you've put them on is a good start.

No.

Slapping anyone who has anything to do with officiating youth games will put a star on your application form.

Just the kool-aide drinking "true believers."

Bonus for extra hair in extraordinary places.

Naw, just nice and thick were it's supposed to be.

You walk like Walter Brennan.

Who? Just kidding.

You're old enough to know who Walter Brennan was.

C'mon. He died in '74. That's not that long ago.

Your white cane is made by Honigs.

Better than Plus Pos. At least it would get delivered.

You're so bored you read eteamz, and then send "Letters to the Editor" style posts on officialforums.com about them.

Guilty of reading Sleazeteamz. It's phunni dammit.


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