Today, I had a coach who's also in his rookie year as an official.
He was chirping about every single call. But the one that really made me laugh. His shorter player was trying to rebound the ball, a taller player for the other team reached over her back without contact and grabbed the ball. He went nuts saying we should call "over the back" It earned him a warning.
The T came from me after I made a player control call. The defender had established LGP and ducked to brace herself for the contact. Easy call, as I go to report it he's yelling about it, very loudly, I was in the reporting box and I'm sure the fans could hear, "you can't call a charge, she's moving etc..." so I whacked him, didn't say a word for the rest of the game