[Stan]

Originally posted by rainmaker
Rar --

You've missed the salient points. Was the shooter the star player? Was the fouling defender the star player? Had the home AD given you a towel and a key to the official's locker room? Had the away coach congratulated you before the game started on how good a player you'd been? Did your partner wear a belt, or patent leather shoes? Had she called any of your lines? Had the clock person behaved herself, or was she shaking her head every time you called a foul against home? Was anyone from this baord involved in the game or observing or ever done a game with either of these teams?

Obviously, when you've got more experience, you'll be able to analyze situations like this better and you'll be more likely to call them correctly!

What was the kids number? 0 or 00 maybe