Sun Feb 13, 2005, 08:47pm
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Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: Portland, Oregon
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Originally posted by Rich Fronheiser
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I'd call it in high school. It seems to me that the laws of physics would make this move impossible without palming.
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Well, yeah, in a girls game.
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What are you saying? Physics are different in a boys' game?
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Wait, I have this Ben Wright quote running through my head. 
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Do you mean Steven Wright?
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I was riding the bus and I set down next to this beautiful asian woman who was crying.
I asked her what was wrong and she said, "You are a complete stranger, I can't tell you."
I said, "Sometimes it's easier to tell a stranger."
So she says, "I just came from my psychiatrist and he said I'm a nymphomaniac, but I'm only turned on by Jewish cowboys."
I said, "Let me introduce myself, I'm Bucky Goldstein."
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"I was walking down the street when the prescription on my glasses ran out..."
"My wife and I put in a skylight this weekend. The people in the apartment upstairs are really pissed!"
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