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Originally posted by ChrisSportsFan
I'm going to create some laminated flash cards to keep in my back pocket. I think I'll only need about 6-8 responses for coaches. When a coach asks a legitimate question, I'll do my best to answer, but if coach is being stupid, then I'll give him a flash card that will explain what happened. When I get this technique down, I'll mass produce and let you guys know where to purchase them. What responses should I have prepared? I'm thinking:
1. Explain verticality vs "over the back".
2. Gotta start your dribble before the pivot foot leaves the floor.
3. All 3 points gotta be across.
4. That wasn't a carry/double dribble/travel, it was just ugly.
5. If you're standing then you're coaching, if you're complaining, please refer to 10.4.1
6. ?????
Of course there will be a disclaimer at the bottom that says: this card must be returned to the ref within 2 trips down the court. I don't have time to keep replacing these cards.
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Chris,let's add these:
4-A: It was a high dribble.
6. Let's do lunch.
7. Didn't we decide before the game that you were going to coach and I was going to officiate? If not, then I must say that your man defense sucks!