Come on, my name is "Clark" for gods sake. I gave up cool long ago.
How many people do you know named Clark? Gable and Kent. That is about it. One is a stage name and the other is a fictional character. I'm out here on my own, baby. I couldnt even get the racing car door nameplate for my room door as a kid with "Clark" on it. "Clarence" they had, but no "Clark." Scarred for life.
"C-man" (was that better
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