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Old Sat Jan 15, 2005, 07:01pm
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HOMER: Look kids, I just got my party invitations back from the printers.
LISA: Come to Homer's BBBQ, the extra B is for BYOBB.
BART: What's that extra B for?
HOMER: That's a typo.

"I've come to hate my own creation - now I know how God feels."

"Marge, prepare the emergency ham!"

"Margaritas - that's Mexican for 'Marge.'"

After meeting the British Prime Minister:
"We just met Mr. Bean!"

"It's Saint Valentine's Day!! God wants us to do it!"

And, for Padgett, a Marge Simpson quote:

"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something..." Marge Simpson,
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