I was about to suggest that "since we all agree that long, boring captains' meetings are undesirable..." But that sentence doesn't make sense without conceeding that there are some officials who actually like long, boring captain's meetings. But I digress....
Who has a short, to the point spiel they'd like to share? I need a good one.
BTW, my partner for my last game admonished the captains and coaches to "not get distracted by the officiating." That was interesting.