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Old Thu Dec 09, 2004, 11:36pm
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Quote:
Originally posted by ref18
I was sifting through a magazine the other day when I noticed a rather amusing insert.

“The Official Miller Guide to Beer Penalties”

This guide featured a brief description, case play and mechanic for each beer foul.

These included:

Ineligible Beer in the Cooler
Roughing the palate
Unbeermanlike Conduct
Flavor Interference (this was an American magazine)
Too Many Carbs in the Beer
Offside, Import Encroachment
Incomplete Beer
Illegal Motion at Tap
Delay of Beer

Now the next time I go to a party I’ve just got to remember my flag
Where is taste mask? I only know about it because it's in one of Miller's TV ads.
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