I was sifting through a magazine the other day when I noticed a rather amusing insert.
The Official Miller Guide to Beer Penalties
This guide featured a brief description, case play and mechanic for each beer foul.
These included:
Ineligible Beer in the Cooler
Roughing the palate
Unbeermanlike Conduct
Flavor Interference (this was an American magazine
)
Too Many Carbs in the Beer
Offside, Import Encroachment
Incomplete Beer
Illegal Motion at Tap
Delay of Beer
Now the next time I go to a party Ive just got to remember my flag
