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Old Sun Dec 05, 2004, 08:39pm
Jurassic Referee Jurassic Referee is offline
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Originally posted by Dan_ref
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Originally posted by Jurassic Referee

Hmmmmmm, now I know why politically correct jokes never caught on. They plain just ain't funny.

Yo mama's so fat she had to hire a lifeguard for her cereal bowl!
I think you mean to say "One of your non-gender specific parents has a body weight so far exceeding the national norms that he/she needs to hire a lifeguard to protect her when she consumes her morning meal".

[/B][/QUOTE]Naw, I meant to say:

Yo mama's so fat that to get off of her, you gotta roll over twice.
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