[jritchie]

A LITTLE BOY WITH A FLATTENED FROG

A little boy about 10 years old was walking down the sidewalk dragging a "flattened" frog on a string behind him. He walked up to a house of ill repute and knocked on the door.
When the madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. he said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money, -- and I'm not leaving until I do." The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in and pick any of the girls he liked.
He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?"
Of course, the madam said, "No."
He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get
shots after making it with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want!"
Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squ! ashed frog behind him.
Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the madam, and headed for the door.
The madam, really curious now, stopped him and asked, "Why
>did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"
He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with my baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of little boys.
She will get the disease that I just caught.
When mom and dad get back, dad will take the baby-sitter
home.
On the way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll
catch the disease. When dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and mom will go to bed and have sex, and mom will catch it.
In the morning, after dad goes to work, the mailman will
deliver the mail, have a quickie with mom and catch the disease, -- and HE'S
the S. O. B. who ran over my FROG.