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Originally posted by mikesears
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Originally posted by Gary Brendemuehl
Q: What do you call a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
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I'd call this a good start, too! 
Q: What do you call a hundred lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
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Mike, you sound alittle bitter, or are you over that now? I used to feel the same way about lawyers right after my divorce!
How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?
She has an uncontrollable craving for baloney.
How does an attorney sleep?
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.