At the risk of being repetitive, the patent on patent leather has expired. They look good on Marine color guards, not on refs. They only look good with toupees and ribbed black socks. Worst of all, they come across as if you think you're better than others, but are too lazy to shine your shoes. It's like calling Taylor sparkling wine, "champagne". Next we'll be wearing patent leather striped shirts, so they have that just washed look.
Please.
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