Yes, you should lie when you blow a call.
You should tell them that you went to training and bought a rule book and read it and understand it and earned the patch you are wearing and deserve more money and love penalizing others for doing just what you describe.
I can't believe that I read this! Have a little pride. When is it ever okay to cheat the rules on a ball field?
Umpire the game like your pastor/rabbi/grandfather was in the crowd - watching you. Better, maybe someone has a video camera and we'll get to see you on "What were they thinking?" when the Bubba from the crowd pummels you for acting like an eight year old.
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