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Originally posted by jumpmaster
can I get a partridge in a pear tree?
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Well certainly, but you will first need the new and improved POS+ double barrled shotgun. It comes in Navy, red, lite blue, black or cream, with matching bullet vest, made by West. Bird shot comes in baseball size pellets so that you can have many strikes of "partridge". You can also get the brand new indaclickercounter made by Davis, to track the number of pears that hit the ground right after you shoot the partridge. Patent leather hunting boots/****-kickers or waders are options that todays umpire-hunter just can't do with out. And this month only we will throw in 2 Honig bird bags with the purchase of the new and improved, superduper POS+DAVIS pocket knife with the beer bottle opener for after the game.
HAPPY HUNTING.