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		| Originally posted by ChuckElias A couple of years ago, I read a story stating that a prominent player in the Australian Football League was given a lengthy suspension for using illegal tactics like these.  The most aggregious was when he apparently gave an opponent a rectal exam in a scrum!!
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 I read about this.  It was a match between the "Anal Intruders" and the "Rectum Wreckers".  I don't know who won, and frankly, I don't care.