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Originally posted by FUBLUE
What Charlie Daniels didn't tell you was that the devil had to leave Texas because it was too harsh a state to call home! Not even the devil wants it!
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Don't want it? We kicked him out. He kept inviting people down here from everywhere! And wanted 'em to stay!
Now, you heard the joke about Texans and the devil, right? The one where the Texans started working on putting the fire out in Hell and he wasn't too happy about it. Told him they had bigger fires than that in Houston in the early 1900's.