One thing you blues never seem to grasp is that the spectators have better angles on all the plays and just make better calls.
J/K.
As a spectator I usually do let the umpires know I have a good angle and am available to provide assistance anytime they need it. This always gets a chuckle.
I've always wanted to create an eyeglass frame out of chain-link fence material because everyone behind chain-link fences seem to see every play better!
