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Old Sat Mar 13, 2004, 10:01pm
Jurassic Referee Jurassic Referee is offline
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Join Date: Aug 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by rainmaker

I like ref18's idea about refs tossing parents. I could have used it today!

Now, now, Juulie. Here's a little lesson in stress management that you might find useful. I often use this after dealing with difficult parents:

- Take a deep breath, relax, and slowly and thoughtfully picture this in your mind:

" Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool mountain air. Nothing can bother you here. No one knows this secret place but you. You are in total seclusion from that place called 'The World'. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity. The water is crystal clear. In it, you can easily make out the face of the a$$hole parent whose head you are holding under the water".

Works for me.
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