HHH's original "blasphemy" was simply a very small part of the "please your assignor" book.
Since you started it Petey.. let's cover Chapter One in PLEASE YOUR ASSIGNER.
WORK WORK WORK (often in manure).
I only know my Assoc. But it's a biggy and covers probably 10 or more different types of ball, from 13-14s.. through HS Varsity, through summer selects (CM, of course), through MSBL. and College. Some ball is good.. some ain't so good.
Mr. Assigner has to cover 100s and 100s of games. Let me tell you about @$%^&#%. How about a Junior High School (Freshman game)? You think the "big dawgs" will touch these games with a 10 foot antler? Not on your life. In fact, many big dogs pack it in early in the season, not touching adult ball. Many won't do a game of Kofax (13-14s) and simply won't work.
We have a crisis period each season where many games go UNFILLED and many 2 man games become 1 man.. .ugh.
Guys that STEP UP and do a "crap" game get in the assigners good graces... Guys that STEP UP and go from their 9 and Noon double header.. to a 6pm Jr Legion game with NO coverage get in good graces. Guys that can CHANGE on 3 hours notice from a good game HERE... to a not-so-good game OVER THERE get the perks.
Oh.. BTW: stay tuned for Chapter 9... Single Malt Scotch.
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