Warning!! Warning!! Extreme Bad Taste in the following post!! Contents may result in scolding from Juulie!!
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Originally posted by DJ
With viagra we can run circles around you young bucks on and off the court! "OLD FARTS RULE!"
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Maybe so, but did you hear the disclaimers in those Cialis commercials during the Superbowl?!?! Man, oh, man!!
This was honest-to-goodness the warning given at the end of one of the Cialis commercials: "While erections lasting more than four hours are rare, they may occur and require immediate medical attention."
First of all:
Four hours!?!? That doesn't call for medical treatment, that calls for a trip to Vegas, baby!!
Second of all: What kind of treatment are you going to get? I mean, what are you going to write on the line for "Symptoms", while you're waiting in the emergency room? You could end up getting more applause than anything else!
You can keep that stuff, DJ!