Well, it's all pretty much been said. What have we learned?
#1 - Don't bait the coach.
#2 - When he gets ugly, give him a stern warning.
#3 - The next time he gets ugly, bust his a$$, and get away.
#4 - BUT, if you can't get away and he wants another one, give it to him.
Now, aren't you ashamed of your behavior when you were a coach?