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Originally posted by nine01c
I hate it when my partner has players lined up for foul shots and he goes through this obnoxious verbiage such as "One and one, let the ball hit the rim, ladies, play the ball on the missed shot, ladies, yada, yada, yada."
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Hear! Hear! They know. Just throw the damn ball!
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Originally posted by nine01c
I hate the instructions and I hate the "ladies" part.
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Half agree. We have an old guy out here who retorts, "Oh, great, then I'll just go get a cup of coffee," when his partner tells the players to relax on the lane.
I object to the instructions, but don't mind the politeness.
I say, "Ladies, One and one," and then throw the ball.
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Originally posted by nine01c
Usually these guys have a tedious captains' meeting that makes you want to gag with a spoon (Any teammate have asthma, diabetes, CRF, COPD, constipation?- give me a break).
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Agreed.
And there's a valley girl expression I've not heard in a while!