Thought I heard it all...
I was working a Midget game Friday night. The team on my sideline called a timeout. I told coach to have the attendants bring water to the huddle. The coach asked for the attendant to bring water. The kid is looking all around in the team box for water. The coach became annoyed when 30 seconds went by and the kid still didn't bring water out to the huddle. He yelled at the poor kid who was frantically searching for the water. Coach then yelled "what are you doing...it's right in front of your eyes." The kid replied "No coach, that's Gatoraide!!!"
TRUE STORY! Happened on Friday, 10/10.
I shared this story with my Back Judge who actually topped this. His brother was at a circle (rotary) here in New Jersey. He asked his kid if any "cars" was coming because he couldn't see very well. The kid replied NO. His dad drove out onto the rotary....he was suddenly blindsided by a truck.
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