[Mark T. DeNucci, Sr.]

Originally Posted by BillyMac

IAABO University may need to get re-accredited.

After a successful field goal, before the ball is at the disposal of the non-scoring team, the ball is dead.

My friend said true.

IAABO University said false.

I told him to contact the Dean Wormer for an explanation.

Ode to "The" IAABO U:

To the tables down at Mendy's
To the place where Carnesecca dwells
To the dear old Madison Garden bar we love so well
Sing the Whiffenpoofs assembled with their glasses raised on high
And the magic of their singing casts it's spell.

"The" IAABO U fight song:

On IAABO, On IAABO, plunge right through that line.
Run the ball clear down the field, a touchdown signal sure this time.
On IAABO, On IAABO, fight on for her fame.
Fight, fellows, fight, fight, fight, we'll officiate this game.

And you remember what Dean Vernon Wormer told Kent "Flounder" Dorfman: "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

Billy, I am composing a response for this thread as I am typing here.

MTD, Sr.