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Originally Posted by SC Official
... because everyone knows the "score the goal" signal is the dumbest in the book but the NFHS won't bother to update it.
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What? It's my favorite signal. The most exciting and best call in basketball, maybe the most exciting and best call in all of sports.
I'm not bashful, I always sound a loud whistle. My fist is up in air for the foul call. Everybody is looking at me, that's right, me, BillyMac. Everybody. It's all about me for a second. The crowd is on the edge of their seats waiting with anticipation to see if it's an offensive foul, or a defensive foul, and then, if defensive, if the basket will count.
And then, waiting with bated breath, they see my fist come down hard to score the goal (sometimes I'll take a little extra step away from the players ("Heh. Look at me.") and a little hop to get my fist started from higher up in the air, maybe add a little extra "air guitar windmill", and I'll always yell, "Count it"), followed by a block (for example) signal (I often get so excited that I use my fists instead of my open hands) and then half the crowd goes crazy with excitement (in my dream they hoist me up their shoulders and carry me around the gym with colorful streamers falling from the ceiling) as the other half yells something about me keeping my day job, or maybe something worse.
It's poetry in motion.
It doesn't get any better than that.
I can wax on for a lot longer.
I actually had to wait until my third game to make this exciting call this past season.