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Mark T. DeNucci, Sr. Tue May 26, 2015 08:06am
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Originally Posted by Rich (Post 962922)
One partner for everyone's scratch list. And I'm not talking about the guy taking a leak, either.

I agree.

MTD, Sr.

Andy Tue May 26, 2015 01:38pm
Here is a story I heard...no claim as to it's truth, however.

FP softball game is in the 17th inning. It is a night game in a hot and humid climate. Female UIC approaches the female PU in between innings with water and says; "I haven't seen you drink any water for a few innings, please drink something." PU responds; "I have to pee so bad, I can't drink anything."

UIC response; "You're wearing the navy pants today...just go. That's what the guys do!"

Manny A Tue May 26, 2015 03:11pm
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Originally Posted by Andy (Post 962931)
Here is a story I heard...no claim as to it's truth, however.

FP softball game is in the 17th inning. It is a night game in a hot and humid climate. Female UIC approaches the female PU in between innings with water and says; "I haven't seen you drink any water for a few innings, please drink something." PU responds; "I have to pee so bad, I can't drink anything."

UIC response; "You're wearing the navy pants today...just go. That's what the guys do!"
Ummm, no they don't. At least not this guy, and I'm 55 years old.

Manny A Tue May 26, 2015 03:14pm
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Originally Posted by Insane Blue (Post 962903)
We just had an issue locally where one umpire used his tire as a urinal and was reported by his partner for doing so.
Ok, notwithstanding the fact that this "partner" is a jerk, I'm having a hard time visualizing how someone uses a tire as a urinal... :p

teebob21 Tue May 26, 2015 03:34pm
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Originally Posted by Manny A (Post 962935)
Ok, notwithstanding the fact that this "partner" is a jerk, I'm having a hard time visualizing how someone uses a tire as a urinal... :p
Same way you use a tree when you're in the woods...aim & fire!

Rich Tue May 26, 2015 03:48pm
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Originally Posted by Manny A (Post 962935)
Ok, notwithstanding the fact that this "partner" is a jerk, I'm having a hard time visualizing how someone uses a tire as a urinal... :p
Really?

Manny A Wed May 27, 2015 08:15am
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Originally Posted by Rich (Post 962937)
Really?
Not enough coffee perhaps. I was visualizing someone pissing into a tire hanging from a rope. Hell, if all he was doing was pissing against his car tire, what's wrong with that? :o

Rich Wed May 27, 2015 08:24am
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Originally Posted by Manny A (Post 962950)
Not enough coffee perhaps. I was visualizing someone pissing into a tire hanging from a rope. Hell, if all he was doing was pissing against his car tire, what's wrong with that? :o
When they give us locker rooms, we'll stop pissing on car tires.


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