Player safety

[SC Ump]

Originally posted by oreillywv
Are thee other player-safety issues of concern to you?

I recently read a paragraph about a college player that was stretching a double into a triple. The runner executed a hard head first slide into the base just as the ball arrived.

"Safe!"

As the player was standing up and brushing off, the coach asked her if she was okay. Apparently not realizing the male umpire could overhear, the player said, "I think I scaped off my nipples."

Y'all continue with the review of other safety issues. I'm running over to Clemson this week-end to look into the nipple situation.