Complimentary gate admissiion to ASA national event

[IRISHMAFIA]

Originally Posted by DTQ_Blue

From what I learned, an "official" gets a different type of card from a general member, and the "official's" card has some verbiage on it that states that they get free admission to ASA events, which my general membership card does not.

However the guy at the admission gate yesterday saw that I had a card on it that said "ASA Umpire" and just waved me thru. I think I caught a break.

So, how were the games? Catch up with Ronald? Too bad Serg wasn't there, but he won't talk to you unless you are carrynig a bottle of hot sauce.

[SergioJ]

Originally Posted by IRISHMAFIA

So, how were the games? Catch up with Ronald? Too bad Serg wasn't there, but he won't talk to you unless you are carrynig a bottle of hot sauce.

That's not true! I'll also talk to you if you have a burrito or taco.

[IRISHMAFIA]

Originally Posted by SergioJ

That's not true! I'll also talk to you if you have a burrito or taco.

Don't you mean one to spare or share?

Here is a guy that adds hot sauce to everything. Gets up in the morning to brush you teeth, you use toothpaste, right?

Sergio uses Crest wintergreen mixed with Tabasco hot sauce. Or maybe not. Maybe it's Colgate wintergreen.

If Sergio were a fire eater in a carnival, he would add hot sauce to the flame.

[SergioJ]

Originally Posted by IRISHMAFIA

Don't you mean one to spare or share?

Here is a guy that adds hot sauce to everything. Gets up in the morning to brush you teeth, you use toothpaste, right?

Sergio uses Crest wintergreen mixed with Tabasco hot sauce. Or maybe not. Maybe it's Colgate wintergreen.

If Sergio were a fire eater in a carnival, he would add hot sauce to the flame.

Mike,you've been snooping in my bathroom again. It's Crest wintergreen, not Colgate. And the Tabasco hot sauce is to kill the germs and prevents gingivitis.

Sorry, gotta go. My root canal appointment is in half hour.

[IRISHMAFIA]

Originally Posted by SergioJ

And the Tabasco hot sauce is to kill the germs and prevents gingivitis.

And you told me that is what the daily eye-opening shot of Jack Daniels was for each morning

Sorry, gotta go. My root canal appointment is in half hour.

Yeah, throw a shot of Tabasco and Jack on that puppy tonight!!!

[ChampaignBlue]

Originally Posted by IRISHMAFIA

And you told me that is what the daily eye-opening shot of Jack Daniels was for each morning



Yeah, throw a shot of Tabasco and Jack on that puppy tonight!!!

Here the locals say that the reason foreigners get intestinal problems is because they don't eat enough pili-pili and drink enough tsitshampa. Pili-pili is a hot pepper that makes habeñeros look like a sweet bell pepper in comparison and thsithampa is local corn moonshine. The theory is that what microbes survive one get finished off by the other.

I myself have been back 6 years now and still no problems. Proof positive.