What a way to win

[shipwreck]

That should be "berth", not "birth". I don't believe a softball team can bring a baby into the world. Dave

[IRISHMAFIA]

Originally Posted by shipwreck

That should be "berth", not "birth". I don't believe a softball team can bring a baby into the world. Dave

Well, then you've never seen some of the........nevermind!

[argodad]

Originally Posted by shipwreck

That should be "berth", not "birth". I don't believe a softball team can bring a baby into the world. Dave

I know a college team that did it three times in one year!

[shipwreck]

maybe 3 players on a team but not the "team"

Originally Posted by shipwreck

maybe 3 players on a team but not the "team"

It would be the team if all 3 were fathered by the same daddy.

[Mark T. DeNucci, Sr.]

Years ago, I umpired a H.S. jr. varsity softball game involving two Toledo, Ohio, high schools (one Catholic and one public), in which the public school was mercied (I think that is how that verb's past tense is spelled). I will not name the public school in order to protect the guilty or innocent, but the public H.S. was the home team and their softball diamond was behind the parking lot which was behind the school.

After the game I was at my gear getting out of my plate gear when three members of the home team walked by. One of them was holding a baby about 18 months old. I told the girl holding the baby that I thought it was great that her little sister came to watch her play. The three of them started laughing very hard. The baby was not the player's little sister but her daughter, .

MTD, Sr.

Originally Posted by Mark T. DeNucci, Sr.

Years ago, I umpired a H.S. jr. varsity softball game involving two Toledo, Ohio, high schools (one Catholic and one public), in which the public school was mercied (I think that is how that verb's past tense is spelled). I will not name the public school in order to protect the guilty or innocent, but the public H.S. was the home team and their softball diamond was behind the parking lot which was behind the school.

After the game I was at my gear getting out of my plate girl when three members of the home team walked by. One of them was holding a baby about 18 months old. I told the girl holding the baby that I thought it was great that her little sister came to watch her play. The three of them started laughing very hard. The baby was not the player's little sister but her daughter, .

MTD, Sr.

Maybe if you weren't getting out of your girl, those girls wouldn't have been laughing at you.

[argodad]

Originally Posted by shipwreck

maybe 3 players on a team but not the "team"

Well, the coaches are always saying, "We're one big family."

[vcblue]

Remember when we use to "banged them out". Don't say that anymore.

Originally Posted by vcblue

Remember when we use to "banged them out". Don't say that anymore.

Yeah, had an umpire describing a bang-bang play that happened in coed ball. It was almost hilarious because he kept using the word bang the whole time. He was an older gentleman, so his ignorance can be forgiven. One of the other umpires and I were dying trying to keep a straight face, because we know the slang of the younger generation.

[IRISHMAFIA]

Originally Posted by Ref Ump Welsch

Yeah, had an umpire describing a bang-bang play that happened in coed ball. It was almost hilarious because he kept using the word bang the whole time. He was an older gentleman, so his ignorance can be forgiven. One of the other umpires and I were dying trying to keep a straight face, because we know the slang of the younger generation.

How juvenile!