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CajunNewBlue Fri May 15, 2009 10:47am

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Originally Posted by NCASAUmp (Post 602338)
Sham Wow? Damn, makes me want to punch a hooker...

I could give you my ex-wife's address. :rolleyes:

NCASAUmp Fri May 15, 2009 10:49am

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Originally Posted by CajunNewBlue (Post 602364)
I could give you my ex-wife's address. :rolleyes:

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Oh snap.

Speaking of ex-wife stories...

I was calling an ASA state tourney a few years back. The pitch came in, hit the inside corner of the plate and bounced straight into the batter's... twig and giggleberries. He flinched a bit (as did I), and I held up the next pitch to ask the batter, "batter, are you all right?"

"Oh yeah, my ex wife took those from me a long time ago."

I had to hold up the pitch for another 10 seconds while I regained my composure.

Ref Ump Welsch Fri May 15, 2009 11:00am

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Originally Posted by NCASAUmp (Post 602365)
:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Oh snap.

Speaking of ex-wife stories...

I was calling an ASA state tourney a few years back. The pitch came in, hit the inside corner of the plate and bounced straight into the batter's... twig and giggleberries. He flinched a bit (as did I), and I held up the next pitch to ask the batter, "batter, are you all right?"

"Oh yeah, my ex wife took those from me a long time ago."

I had to hold up the pitch for another 10 seconds while I regained my composure.

I know how that batter feels! :rolleyes:

Ref Ump Welsch Fri May 15, 2009 11:00am

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Originally Posted by CajunNewBlue (Post 602364)
I could give you my ex-wife's address. :rolleyes:

You can my ex-wife's address as well. I have serious ulterior motives for giving hers out like this. :cool:

CajunNewBlue Fri May 15, 2009 11:01am

lol... mine tried.... but i hid them in a bag of dried pinto beans. they've never felt the same since. :)

CajunNewBlue Fri May 15, 2009 11:04am

d@mn its friday and im bored as heck at work
pissed off too... gotta do two games (wreck ball) tonight and a tourney this weekend and i wont get to see LSU play. till monday (love my dvr)

IRISHMAFIA Fri May 15, 2009 03:37pm

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Originally Posted by Dakota (Post 602333)
I use 3-2-2 indicators (with the wheels in the order of the count, too... ball, strike).

I use them just to keep other umpires from borrowing my spare! :D

Yeah, they are good..........for one-pitch games! :D

vcblue Fri May 15, 2009 04:36pm

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Originally Posted by CajunNewBlue (Post 602372)
d@mn its friday and im bored as heck at work
pissed off too... gotta do two games (wreck ball) tonight and a tourney this weekend and i wont get to see LSU play. till monday (love my dvr)

LSU Class of 1992 Geaux Tigers!!!

SC Ump Fri May 15, 2009 08:50pm

I'm impressed y'all could cover so many topics in one thread. For those that don't have time to read the whole thing, let me summarize what's been covered so far:

<li>indicators
<li>speedometers
<li>German cars
<li>bathroom scales
<li>shamwow
<li>"The World's Biggest Loser!"
<li>indicators (again)
<li>butcher shops
<li>hookers
<li>lending gear
<li>leaving deposits for lending gear
<li>driving in Germany
<li>ex-wives
<li>‘twigs and giggleberries’
<li>sympathy for the batter hit in the 'twigs and giggleberries'
<li>dried pinto beans
<li>being bored at work
<li>one pitch games
<li>LSU

Anybody got a good recipe for a tuna casserole?

wadeintothem Fri May 15, 2009 08:57pm

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Originally Posted by teccan9nja (Post 602287)
Does anyone else wonder why they actually click up to strike/out 3 and ball 4?

Well, I've notched mine and I dont actually look at those numbers - I click past them to the start point. I'm used to my 4 wheel clicker that has 4-3-3-9 and so I stick with it. I'm a creature of habit.

Skahtboi Sat May 16, 2009 09:20pm

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Originally Posted by SC Ump (Post 602531)
Anybody got a good recipe for a tuna casserole?

16 oz wide egg noodles
1 can tuna
1 can cream of mushroom soup
1 cup milk
1 8 oz package cream cheese softened

Cook pasta according to package directions. Set aside. Blend together all remaining ingredients. Stir in cooked pasta. Place in lightly greased two quart baking dish. If mixture seems dry, add additional milk. Cover and bake at 350 for 30 minutes, remove from oven and stir. If mixture seems dry, add a little more milk. Place back in oven and continue to cook an additional 15 to 20 minutes. Serve.

SC Ump Sun May 17, 2009 06:58am

:)

Shmuelg Sun May 17, 2009 09:58am

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Originally Posted by teccan9nja (Post 602287)
Does anyone else wonder why they actually click up to strike/out 3 and ball 4?

It's because in our weekly pickup game we call 5 balls.

I'm sure somewhere they call 4 strikes.

:p

NCASAUmp Sun May 17, 2009 12:21pm

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Originally Posted by Shmuelg (Post 602737)
It's because in our weekly pickup game we call 5 balls.

I'm sure somewhere they call 4 strikes.

:p

Confucius say: softball wrong. Man with four balls can not walk.

jwwashburn Mon May 18, 2009 09:53am

Here ya go
 
http://www.epicurious.com/images/rec...rch/106324.jpg

* 2 6-ounce cans tuna, packed in oil
* 1/2 cup dry breadcrumbs
* 1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese
* 1 pound farfalle (bow-tie pasta)
* 3 10-ounce containers purchased refrigerated Alfredo sauce
* 2 cups thinly sliced green onions
* 1 cup frozen peas, thawed
* 2 teaspoons dried oregano
* 2 teaspoons grated lemon peel
* 2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice

Preparation

Preheat oven to 400°F. Drain tuna; reserve oil. Mix breadcrumbs and Parmesan in small bowl. Mix in 4 tablespoons reserved oil from tuna.

Cook pasta in pot of boiling salted water until just tender but still firm to bite, stirring occasionally. Drain well. Transfer pasta to large bowl. Mix in remaining ingredients. Transfer pasta mixture to 3-quart oval baking dish. Sprinkle with crumb mixture. Bake until pasta is hot and topping is golden brown, about 25 minutes.


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